Professor Hobo

What does one do when college is simply an inconvenience from listening to your bootleg Phish and Grateful Dead concerts? Tom joined the Tri-Lambdas. A bit out of it at any given moment, Tom can usually be found wondering around the background of fraternity events.

While he may not seem the most dedicated of students, Tom is actually studying to be a workplace safety engineer…when he goes to class. He lives alone in the frat house, and no one else dares enter his room alone.

Premiere

Cartoon Appearances

• The Story of O
• Bada Bing!
• The King and Us
• Striking Out
• Goat Me

Let it be known that both of us are Christians. However, having been in college for a tad under a decade now, we have come to despise at times the over zealous religious nuts who barrage anyone and everyone. Jabez is representative of this scary campus group.

Named by his parents for the religious figure, Jabez is involved with the Jolly 4 Jesus (not affiliated with Jolly 4 Vishnu) campus ministry group on campus. His intentions are truly good, but unfortunately he makes even the most religious person cringe at sight.

Premiere

Cartoon Appearances

• The Story of O
• Bada Bing!
• The King and Us
• Striking Out
• Goat Me

What is the most disturbing idea we have ever had for a character? There’s lots of characters who never quite make it into a strip, but here was one that was simply too twisted not to include. The sad part? Few ever recognize that Bonafide is a commentary on judging by looks.

Bonafide is a gator on a mission—a mission to baby-sit children. The problem? Everyone recognizes that he is a gator and assumes he just secretly wants to eat their children the moment they leave them. But Bonafide has a “garontee” he will not, and he actually means it!

Premiere

Cartoon Appearances

• The Story of O
• Bada Bing!
• The King and Us
• Striking Out
• Goat Me

Early in the life of the comic we had already created several male professors. However, what we did not have were some female professors. So in the interest of gender equity (and romantic interest for our lead), we added her.

Female Professor, as far as we can tell, teaches humanities at the university. She is the nice grandmotherly type. She is also perhaps the only character who has better moral character than Professor Hobo. Often she finds herself in disbelief at the world around her, and we assume this is how many of the women we know feel when in our company.

Premiere

Cartoon Appearances

• The Story of O
• Bada Bing!
• The King and Us
• Striking Out
• Goat Me