There are three things in this world that nobody has hard evidence for:  God, why Ryan Seacrest is a star, and the logic used for pay raises.  The first I will take on faith, and the second I will accept as the burden I pay for the gift of free will.  But the third?  Well, I accept it as well because who complains when getting a raise?

Why is President Czar so angry at “Churchies?”  We’ll probably get letters about that one.