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YouTubeEverything done at universities is for retention. Locking students away in castle turrets is for retention, and it actually works! I figure most administrators could justify almost anything with that one little magic word.
No harm was meant to the great people at Lipton.
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FEMALE: The "Truth Circles" are not working out. The students hate them. They're ready to revolt.
CZAR: But they're great for retention and our bottom line. What have they said?
FEMALE: Some have been talking of seizing the next shipment of tea from the cafeteria.
CZAR: The good people of Lipton brand iced tea will not stand for this!
FEMALE: Did you just product place in the middle of our meeting?
CZAR: These students may consider themselves quite the free radicals protesting things, but isn't it reassuring to know Lipton brand iced tea contains flavonoids to combat them?
CZAR: But they're great for retention and our bottom line. What have they said?
FEMALE: Some have been talking of seizing the next shipment of tea from the cafeteria.
CZAR: The good people of Lipton brand iced tea will not stand for this!
FEMALE: Did you just product place in the middle of our meeting?
CZAR: These students may consider themselves quite the free radicals protesting things, but isn't it reassuring to know Lipton brand iced tea contains flavonoids to combat them?
