A lot of times I use this space to fail miserably at making insightful jokes.  Instead, why don’t I try offering some insight into our jokes that fail miserably?

President Czar’s first line is a pun about a colon.  Mr.Mittens’ third line is a play off of Apple’s “There’s an app for that” advertising campaign.  Obviously Kant and Locke: Dead Men and God of Grammar are plays on real video games, Kane and Lynch and God of War respectively.  Now you have a small idea of the weird logic that goes into one of our strips.