I’ll be honest, movie theater butter has never really tasted real to me. I know I’m not alone in this, but what does surprise me is how bad some theaters get it. In other words, not all fake butter is created equal. In fact, some of it is forged in the mountains of Mordor, I’m fairly certain. This is to say nothing of the suspicious looks I get when I turned down this evil incarnate butter.
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