There has to be some justification for removing one’s muffler and creating all that noise. Religious convictions seemed as good a rationale as any.
YOKEL 1: Good, it keeps the Devil away.
YOKEL 2: That silence you desire allows the Devil's tongue to whisper you to sleep.
YOKEL 1: Make it louder so you can't hear the voices!
YOKEL 2: We sell fog lights to help pierce the darkness!
HOBO: Are you crazy or copywriters for Advil?