College campuses are full of smug offs. Remember kids, nobody wins in a smug off. Even the “winner” just ends up looking smug.
FEMALE: Why would I thank you?
KLOWNUS: Because you no longer know the tyranny of an operating system that isn't open source!
FEMALE: So now I know the tyranny of a smug tech nerd trying to tell me how to use my computer?
KLOWNUS: This feels like a smug-off.
FEMALE: I wouldn't know. I can't figure out how to access Wikipedia on this thing.