I always enjoy when businesses double down on lowering standards. It’s rare that you see a company just lower customer service without also lowering product quality. This is another bad lesson colleges have learned from the business sector.
BEARD: You mean lie?
BEARD: We could just tell them we're going to hell in a handbasket.
CZAR: I like that, but I worry our students won't get the message.
BEARD: What you mean is you don't get it. Just feed them any senseless idiom.
CZAR: You're an idiom!