I’m always amused by the student who proclaims there should never be deadlines because that one professor that one time let them slide. This is foolproof logic.
BILLY: Relax! I've never had a professor fail me.
BILLY: I turn in papers late all the time! They're cool about it.
MEGAN: Really? All your professors are cool with you being late? I find that rather difficult to imagine.
BILLY: Well, most of them. I mean, this one guy didn't mind. In high school. Which class is this for?