Facebook is already creepy enough. Introduce anything related to dating or sex and the creepiness factor is multiplied. Introduce death and, well, you have this strip.
MITTENS: Allow me.
AMANDA: I'm dead. It was tragic and fairly grisly. Sorry if I don't return your text.
AMANDA: Did you get rid of him? What did you do?
MITTENS: Outed a necrophiliac apparently.