I don’t mind the sexy Halloween costumes. But I do wonder why there are only sexy Halloween costumes for women. There are just plain goofy costumes for men, but even the funny costumes for women have to show off some cleavage bizarrely.
AMANDA: What about sexy nurses?
MEGAN: No, I refuse to be sexy this year. Look, they even sell sexy Elmo costumes! I've had it. Surely as women we have more self value than to once a year strip down to our underwear and call it a costume. I want something that makes a statement.
VICTORIA: What if we go as a binder of women?
AMANDA: It even comes with sparkly bikinis for us to wear!