↓ TranscriptP1 MEGAN: Did you drive to class? BILLY: Yep! Breaking all the rules. P2 MEGAN: But why? BILLY: I’m so tired of the university’s arbitrary rules! I’m over 16 and I can drive a car. Nobody can tell me different. I’ll drive where I want and when I want! P3 MEGAN: No, I just
Browsing: Professor Hobo
↓ TranscriptP1 HOBO: Why do cats lie on their backs if they’re just going to attack us when we rub their bellies? MITTENS: To lull you into a false sense of security. P2 HOBO: How is that at all practical in the wild? MITTENS: Have you seen what we eat? Mice, birds, chipmunks! They’re all
↓ TranscriptP1 JIMMY: What’s wrong, Trey? TREY: My roommate died. P2 JIMMY: Oh my God! The engineering major? TREY: Yep, found him shriveled up in the shower. P3 JIMMY: What happened? TREY: He read the shampoo bottle for the first time. It told him to lather, rinse, and repeat.
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