I’d like to think that if aliens did decide to invade that they’d first study us and learn about our culture. Then if they did invade us on the fourth of July, it would be for ironic purposes of enslaving us on our Independence Day. Of course, the timing wouldn’t be so much fun for the rest of the world.
KLOWNUS: People would assume any laser blasts were simply fireworks!
MITTENS: I reckon we'd notice when they started harvesting our organs.
KLOWNUS: But it would be too late by then, wouldn't it?