Ban Violent Video Games


I keep waiting for the reports of massive deaths caused by Katamari Damacy. I haven’t heard of anyone rolling up victims into a giant ball, but you know it must be coming. Stupid video games.

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MOM: We need to ban these violent video games!
BILLY: What do you want to ban?

BILLY: Do you want to ban games featuring violence against animals? Ones that have you run around until you find defenseless little animals just trotting along. Those that encourage the player to stomp those animals and kick them off cliffs?

BILLY: Games like Super Mario Brothers?
MOM: Sounds Italian. You stay away from Mario and his jackbooted fascist thug friends!


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