Battle of the Bulge


If you watch too many sitcoms you’d start to think this was a persistent problem in dating. Maybe it is in some places. I think if you feel the need to discuss it as a problem too often, maybe you need to change your approach to dating.

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TREY: Remember gentlemen, when going out this Valentine's Day keep the "Bulge Rule" foremost in your mind.

TREY: Always check your date for a bulge in the neck and in the pants to make sure your she is not a he.

JIMMY: What are we doing wrong that we feel the need to have this meeting every year?


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