Bird Watching


My youngest cat sits and watches birds for hours. I realized the other day that I cared more about her entertainment than actually feeding the birds. Does this make me a horrible person? Sure, but not this alone.

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MITTENS: Why do you feed the birds?
HOBO: So you have something to watch out the window.

MITTENS: So the birds are prostituting themselves for food?
HOBO: I never thought of it that way, but I suppose.

MITTENS: And that would make you their pimp? Well that finally explains how you dress.
HOBO: I should have seen that coming. I feel so dirty.


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