Black Friday 3


People are always real defensive over horror films until they start seriously talking about them. Then suddenly, with the reality of the countless sequels in their face, they cave. The truth is, as Scream put it, most horror sequels suck. This is no revelation to most of you, yet somehow the countless sequels still prove profitable.

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AMANDA: I can't believe we're waiting in line for a movie instead of out shopping for bargains!
JIMMY: But this isn't just any movie, it's Black Friday 3!

MEGAN: Great, another half-baked horror sequel.
RICK: No way, this is nothing like Saw 4-6. It's more like 2, 3, or 7.

JIMMY: Right, it's more like Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and 7. Not like 2, or 4-6.
RICK: Seriously, it's not like this is Friday the 13th 5 or 8, or even X or Jason Goes to Hell.


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