I’m very excited for the new iPhone…assuming it really has this invisible feature. I love gadgets, but in truth my interest in new phones has dropped off considerably. Most new features seem simply bigger screens or slightly snappier processors. It’s been a while since a new feature really impressed me.
TROLL: Sure, let me do that here on my invisible iPhone!
CZAR: There's no such thing as an invisible iPhone. You;re mocking me!
TROLL: They're brand new. But I managed to get you one and left it on your desk.
CZAR: Maybe the custodians knocked it off...