I’m surprised this film hasn’t actually been made, yet. A little bit for the guys, and a little bit for the girls. Or maybe just little bits for the guys.

In all seriousness, how awesome would a Castlevania movie be? Completely awesome.

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AMANDA: What made you want to see the Vampire High Musical movie with us?
JIMMY: The studio bought some video game rights.

PERSON 1: Is this another beau, vying for my gaze?
SIMON: My name is Belmont, Simon Belmont.

PERSON 1: Someone help me! Simon just ripped my androgynous beau's face off with a chain whip!


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