Science classes would probably grab more student attention if they were put into the terms of a soap opera. I’ll leave it to you to think of your own dirty science spinoff of Downton Abbey.
Aren’t the elements in the first panel kind of cute? Except for Nitrogen, what’s up with that guy?
O: Oh, Carbon! I really feel like we're starting to bond!
SCIENCE: While I appreciate the creativity, next time could you keep it PG-13 for the test?