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    Cereal Killer

    JustinBy JustinJanuary 25, 2012Updated:September 2, 20131 Comment1 Min Read
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    I am a huge fan of sugared cereal. In fact, I’m not sure things without sugar deserve to be called cereal. I suppose they’re basically porridge.

    I like Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, and assorted other cereals that will surely give me a heart-attack before I’m 40. I’m guessing the fruit in Froot Loops is misspelled for legal reasons, since they contain nothing remotely close to fruit.

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    BEARD: Have you ever noticed how children's cereals have disturbing mascots?
    HOBO: No.

    BEARD: Like one is a leprechaun, which are almost always evil. Another is a tiger that could easily eviscerate a child. One is a captain, but he sails under no flag. You know what that means? Pirate! And don't even get me started on the vampire, ghost, and Frankenstein's monster.

    HOBO: You're ruining my cereal.
    BEARD: I like telling students that Snap, Crackle, and Pop were in a polyamorous relationship.

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