We don’t really have too much of a stake in the whole Chick-fil-A battle. People can certainly choose to eat somewhere or not for whatever reasons they want. But come on, it’s a little silly to feel smug over which fast food place you eat at. This is like people feeling smug for shopping at Target over Walmart.
MANAGER: Say hello to our new mascot, Pander Bear.
PANDER BEAR: Choosing to eat one faceless corporation's force-fed chicken plucked in a factory by illegal underpaid workers over another's makes you a better person!
BILLY: He's right, I do feel more smug.