This is very much the type of dilemma I have while in the grocery store. Even when I try to do right and eat healthy, I still find myself at a loss with food packaging. I suppose that is the point.
This is one of those strips that sinks or swims based on the cadence at which the reader says the lines. It perhaps would work better animated.
AMANDA: Cruelty-free chicken?
MEGAN: Organic chicken?
AMANDA: Cage-free chicken?
MEGAN: If one of these is the real chicken, what does that make all the others?
AMANDA: Tastes like chicken.