Somehow every college and university in the country is ranked among the best in some category. How does this work? One supposes if you make the category narrow enough, eventually you do become the best in it. This is the first lesson students learn in college.
HOBO: Seventh best what?
CZAR: Seventh best regional.
BEARD: Seventh best regional what?
BEARD: Here it is! Seventh best regional steakhouse on campus.
HOBO: That seems high.