Comma Splices


I like the idea of turning fun holidays into learning exercises. I like it even more when those exercises are equally cruel to student and teacher.

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HOBO: You gave valentines to your students?
BEARD: Sort of.

CARD: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Do not make comma splices, I'll kill you.

HOBO: They didn't get it?
BEARD: Broke my heart.


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