Cotton Candy


The first time I saw an ad for Golden Corral’s cotton candy buffet I assumed it had to be a joke. The second time I realized it must be something far more sinister.

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HOBO: Did you see that Golden Corral is now offering cotton candy on their all you can eat buffet?
BEARD: Do they hate their customers?

BEARD: Seriously, they must hate all their diabetic customers and want them dead. And they want to give the rest of us diabetes! Maybe they're in cahoots with Wilford Brimley...

HOBO: You could just not eat it.
BEARD: Not eat an endless supply of cotton candy? Have you already gone mad with a cotton candy sugar high?


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