Administrators are always convinced they’re worth at least double whatever they’re currently being paid. Too many people also use this bluff to try to get more money, when in truth everyone is busily trying to figure out a way to get rid of them. Must work sometime or they wouldn’t keep trying.

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CZAR: Other universities are courting me. They're offering double what you pay me here as president!

BEARD: I've got $20, if that helps.
KLOWNUS: I have $10, but there's an ATM just across the street.

HOBO: How long before he realized you were adding to their offers?
BEARD: Someone chipped in a bus ticket. So I imagine around Albuquerque.


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