Customer Loyalty Card


I always assume there’s a nefarious motive behind everything, and then an even more secret, more nefarious purpose behind that. It makes shopping a real psychological pain.

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CASHIER: Do you have your customer card?
HOBO: What is the point of that thing? To track everything I buy?

CASHIER: Nah, we can do that with your credit card.
HOBO: So why? Just to anger your customers? Is this entire business some giant psychological experiment?

SCIENCE: Uh oh, they're on to us!


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