Why do campus ministry groups always tempt with pizza?Â It seems like a parable Jesus himself might tell.Â Beware those bearing pizza, for they will lead you astray…to dances?Â Campus ministries are certainly not a bad thing, inherently.Â But like any institution, it probably wouldn’t hurt occasionally to turn the focus internal.
And yes, we know there’s no such thing as a female engineering major.Â They all become elementary school teachers, right?
JABEZ: Female engineering majors are confused and think college is more than a place to meet their future husbands. And the other campus ministries are just trying to confuse you into joining a club rather than really worshiping Jesus.
JABEZ: Now, who wants to grab some pizza before we head to the Jolly 4 Jesus Dance-a-Thon for the Sudan tonight?