When I was in high school I can recall a friend who had a laser pointer and spent all of his time shining in the general vicinity of another friend just to annoy him. He would wildly flail his arms yelling not to shine it in his eyes. Today, I assume that kid is either dead from radiation, or the Incredible Hulk.
KLOWNUS: Oh, like it's really going to make you go blind!
KLOWNUS: Shut up and help me hide the body.