Education Majors


An uneducated populace is an easy one to manipulate. Remember that if you ever wonder why politicians seem to be so anti-education as of late. Who wants smart people you can’t push around?

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STEVE: President Czar, sir! The education majors are protesting in the capital...M in the school's logo on the quad lawn!
CZAR: Release the hounds.

BILLY: Ahh, a dog is attacking me!
ED MAJOR: Now Billy, we also call that Canis lupus familiaris.

STEVE: Sir, there's a problem with the dogs. The education majors taught them to sit, roll over, and vote.
CZAR: Fear and intimidation will be much easier after they're gone.


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