Every Male Fantasy


Does every man imagine themselves in a Die Hard situation where they’re the only ones who can possibly save the building? I can’t say for sure, but I’m pretty sure the ones who don’t won’t be prepared for the eventuality. Poor souls.

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AMANDA: What are you thinking about?
JIMMY: What I would do if terrorists invaded this pizza parlor right now.

AMANDA: Do all guys think about this?

AMANDA: You know you're not Bruce Willis, right?
JIMMY: No, I have more hair.


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