Feathers in the Fridge

Feathers in the Fridge

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The workplace fridge is one of the most disgusting sites on earth. The smell that emanates from it is enough to make dogs tuck tail and run. I suspect the image many of us have of Hell as molten rock and fire is way off base. Hell is a giant workplace fridge you can never escape from.

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BEARD: Why are there feathers in the fridge?
MITTENS: I brought my lunch to work.

BEARD: What is that ungodly smell?
MITTENS: Well, I wasn't going to eat it cold!

BEARD: Why is the shredder clogged?
MITTENS: Did you want me to choke on his hollow bones? Trust me, skeletal pneumaticity is all fun and game until someone dies...other than the bird.

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