Here’s an interesting dilema: who do you root for in this strip? The old lady is obviously nuts, but Dr. Klownus and Mr. Mittens are obviously jerks, and also evil if you read this comic on a regular basis. This might make a good argument for strategic nuclear strikes.
OLD LADY: The lads at the USO used to call me quite the firecracker. No one's called me that in years, thanks to these illegals.
MITTENS: Are you sure you'd remember if they had?
KLOWNUS: I'd believe fire hazard.