Free Range Chicken


I once stood in line behind a couple at Dairy Queen who had about 20 questions about the shrimp they were considering ordering. It’s fast food people. I doubt the 16-year-old kid has any idea. If you care that much, go to a nice restaurant.

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MOTHER: Does your chicken contain hormones?
CZAR: Your guess is as good as mine.

MOTHER: That was rather rude.
CZAR: Lady, we're a fast food chicken restaurant. Do you really think we have a free range chicken farm in the back?

MOTHER: Can you move a bit to your left? I can't see all the way in the back.


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