Growth Industry


I suppose it makes sense why people would believe the statement that we only use 10% of our brains. It sounds fantastic, doesn’t it? If I’m only using 10% now and am able to mostly manage my life, imagine what I could do with another 90%? Actually, I know what I would do. I would devote it to trying to figure out the time travel episodes of Star Trek.

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KLOWNUS: Have trouble remembering things? We founded Nostalgia Industries so you don't have to! Just hook your brain up to our computer and we'll back up all your memories.

KLOWNUS: Let's be honest, at this point in life you've got more days behind you than ahead. The future is no longer a growth industry.
MITTENS: And you can only use 10% of your brain, so outsource the job to us.

HOBO: That statistic isn't even true!
MITTENS: Ah, but do you remember when everyone believed it was?


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