If someone has made this joke previously, I apologize. It doesn’t come off as insanely clever or original even to me, but that was sort of the point. I wanted something that read like the jokes they used to print on bubblegum wrappers.
Two of my best friends growing up had moms that were lunch ladies. I’m going to just go ahead and apologize to them right now for this joke.
LUNCH LADY: Move along before I spit in your tater tots?