Heart of Darkness


I happen to own a cat that is an embarrassment to take to the vet. While she doesn’t physically attack people, she does manage to scream and wail enough to strike fear into the hearts of every other animal in the building. She’s a joy.

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HOBO: He's a bad cat, doc. I think he has a heart of darkness.
VET: That seems excessive. What do you think kitty? What's wrong?

MITTENS: Attica! Attica!

HOBO: So, what do you recommend?
VET: Taxidermy.


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