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    Hitler and Pizza

    JustinBy JustinOctober 5, 2011Updated:September 2, 2013No Comments1 Min Read
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    In fairness, Hitler was sort of friends with that Mussolini character. You don’t think the two of them ever ordered a pizza and split a cold six-pack? Nah, probably not.

    Still, this seems a valuable technique for getting yourself out of trouble. Divert their attention and then run.

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    TREY: DId you eat the last of the pizza?
    BILLY: No, and neither did Hitler.

    TREY: Hitler? How could he eat the pizza?
    BILLY: Oh, so not only are you accusing me, but you're defending Hitler? He was a big pizza eater, you know. Loved garlic on it.

    TREY: What? I've never read that. I doubt there's any proof he liked pizza, or especially garlic.
    BILLY: Halitosis denier.

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