How to Improve College


Any meeting where suggestions are asked for is always a trap. Authority figures never want suggestions. They want parroting. It is, however, humorous when someone gets confused and thinks they really want feedback.

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CZAR: Our enrollment numbers are down. How can we increase our numbers?
BEARD: Higher tuition!

HOBO: Larger classes!
KLOWNUS: Fewer majors!

CZAR: Are you making some point?
BEARD: Inept administration!


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