Students are always shocked to discover that teachers are just as, if not more so, excited as them to see the school year end. It isn’t that teachers hate their job, it’s just that being a teacher is generally more stressful than being a student, and we all remember how much fun that was.

IT is not going to be happy that Evil Beard smashed his laptop.

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BILLY: It's time for summer classes, and I thought I'd share a few tips for surviving summer school. Tip one? Professors don't want to be here anymore than you do.

BEARD: I should be working on my novel. Instead, I'm here listening to bad student poetry for a few extra bucks.

BEARD: My mind will be destroyed by madness if I hear one more Ginsberg imitation!


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