I Dreamed A Dream Erotic


I think a good visualization exercise for desperate single people is to imagine that suddenly you’re the opposite sex. Now, would you sleep with you? No? Then that may explain some of your dating draught. It might also be a good lesson that you’re setting your sights too high. Maybe you should settle. Maybe you should settle–for you.

And no, that is not a masturbation joke.

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TREY: I had a dream that overnight I turned into a woman.
RICK: What did you do?

TREY: I stared at myself in the mirror.
RICK: Can a story be both heteroerotic and homoerotic?

TREY: It wasn't erotic at all. I guess I know why I'm home with you on a Saturday night. Even I wouldn't sleep with me!


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