Illegals of a Different Sort


I like the word alien and its many connotations in modern use. Illegal aliens, little green men aliens, alien object present in the body…okay, that last one was a little weird. But trust me, if you’ve ever watched Bones or CSI you’ve heard that phrase.

↓ Transcript
SENATOR HORSE: So you admit to dealings with illegals?
KLOWNUS: We admit nothing!! This is our Tea Party!

SENATOR HORSE: Now, why'd you do that? We're gonna have to have that cleaned!

KLOWNUS: I think the cleaning crew might be illegals of a different sort. They're so white they're glowing!
MITTENS: Sound Canadian to me.


About Author