I can’t help but imagine that this is how most decisions are made at universities.Â They’re less institutes of higher learning than they are theme parks that need to roll out a new attraction every twelve months.
Seriously, wait for it.Â Some school is preparing a Twilight course as we speak.Â I would do it if I had any interest in the books at all.Â I wish I could generate some, but I cannot.
BARRY: What if we lowered our admission standards?
CZAR: No, no. We've already tried that three times in the past year. Think, man! How do we put butts in the seats?