Increasing Enrollment


I can’t help but imagine that this is how most decisions are made at universities.  They’re less institutes of higher learning than they are theme parks that need to roll out a new attraction every twelve months.

Seriously, wait for it.  Some school is preparing a Twilight course as we speak.  I would do it if I had any interest in the books at all.  I wish I could generate some, but I cannot.

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CZAR: Unfortunately, it seems our enrollment is slipping. Any ideas on how to boost it?

BARRY: What if we lowered our admission standards?
CZAR: No, no. We've already tried that three times in the past year. Think, man! How do we put butts in the seats?


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