Jerk Phone


When you run into people who can’t ignore their phone for more than fifteen minutes, I do sort of assume they’re in an abusive relationship with their phone.

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KLOWNUS: I downloaded a new app to help me lose weight. It searches social network site to find pictures of girls you had crushes on back in school.

KLOWNUS: Then it sends you daily updates about how much better their lives are than yours!
HOBO: How could that possibly help you lose weight?

KLOWNUS: I think my phone is bullying me.
BEARD: Admitting it is the first step.


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