Lead A Horse to Dinner


Food on college campuses has vastly improved even since I was in school. Even so, I still would take most outside restaurants over it. I’m not entirely sure what that says about what I ate in college.

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RICK: Hey Lunch Lady, I did the math and I'm spending more per meal on my meal plan than I would at a decent sit down restaurant.
LUNCH LADY: You're paying for quality.

LUNCH LADY: Didn't you read how some places are using horse meat instead of hamburger? You won't find any horse in here.
RICK: Really? Awesome.

WORKER: The giraffe's neck is too long to fit inside!
LUNCH LADY: Saw it off!


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