Left-handed people have a real chip of their shoulders. I can say this since I’m right-handed, and literally have the world handed to me in the most comfortable manner possible. Left-handed people would have to strain to reach over and get the world.

Dr. Klownus looks especially evil next to Blind Professor. I’m not exactly sure why.

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KLOWNUS: It's really hard being left handed like me. You try to write in a notebook and you smear the ink all over your arm. You try to make turn signals on a bicycle and almost get your arm taken off by a passing car!

KLOWNUS: And it's just not the day to day things, but the scorn and scrutiny you endure! Right-handed people get the "The Right Stuff", but all we get is the "Left Behind" series. And don't even get me started on Right Said Fred!

BLIND PROFESSOR: I walked into a wall this morning.
KLOWNUS: Fine, you win!


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