Lost Cell Phone


I love the idea that there is a billion dollar game completely centered around the idea of killing birds and pigs. Say what you will about Halo, but at least it’s obviously fictional. I’m surprised we haven’t seen more news reports of 8-year-olds throwing birds into walls. Good thing they’re hard to catch, I guess.

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MOLE: We gave cell phones to all the administrators so you can work on the go. Where is yours?
CZAR: It's indisposed at the moment.

MOLE: What does that mean? Did you lose it?
CZAR: Not exactly.

CZAR: Stop yelling birds! I'll give you something to be angry about!


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