I always enjoy the “acts” that get hired to entertain college students. A group of people in their fifties sit around in a room trying to decide who sounds “hip” to them, but doesn’t cost too much money. Poison would be a coup for most schools, as instead they get third rate comedians.
EVIL BEARD: Poison? Really? Isn't that a bit behind the times?
MITTENS: Oops, that's a different activity.
EVIL BEARD: Right Said Fred?
KLOWNUS: Could we just have the poison?