I would love to attend a convention that pays equal parts attention to The Sound and The Fury, Lost, and Benji the dog. Alas, I suppose we all can dream. Seriously though, once you get down to the second or third tier of comic conventions, the “guests” can get quite disappointing.
MEGAN: Benji the dog is one of your guests?
RICK: Nah, that dog has insane demands. We got the actor who played Benjy in the film adaptation of The Sound and the Fury.
MEGAN: Rick, that film is over fifty years old! The actor has probably passed away.
RICK: Good point. In that case, we should probably keep him away from the dog from Lost. I didn't see that thing eat for six years.